Pen Spinners

If you’re looking for a way to pass time by without looking like a dweeb, we have just the thing you’re looking for. This product of ours, makes you to look like an expert, and draws people towards you once you get start playing around with it. Your popularity will spike through the roof, and you will be known as one of the cool guys. If you take the time to master this tool, then you will go beyond just being one of the cool guys, and elevate into an elite class of individuals who to others, will look like they were chosen by the Lord Almighty himself.

Don’t believe me?

Think I’m selling you snakeoil?

You’ll only know once you try.

Art of Spinning Pens

Its called pen spinning, and the product is called pen spinner. The founders thought really hard about how they ought to name their product, and decided to go for something absolutely unique; something that tells people what its meant for, without making it look too flashy. I’d say they’ve succeeded.

 Normal pens can be used to perform these tricks, but you can perform them better on a pen designed for these tricks, like how the virtuoso cards are designed for cardistry. It helps us learn those tricks faster, allowing us to experience the joy of learning new things without having to unnecessarily struggle it out.

And don’t confuse this as a form of fidget spinning.

No one would dare to compare your pen spinning ability to that of a fidget spinner, and in case he does you can always flick your pen spinner onto his face, temporarily blinding him as he fumbles about with his fidget spinner, thinking spinning it faster will help him regain balance.

Thats right folks, pen spinners can also be used as a weapon.

The pen is mightier than the sword, for it enables us to create and spread information far and wide, making it a weapon of mass destruction.

And the pen spinner is mightier than the pen, for it showcases a series of neat tricks as we get to writing those important documents we want to spread far and wide, adding an element of excitement to it.

So it is a weapon of mass entertainment.

*scribble* *flip* *scribble* World War 3.

And who doesn’t want that? You get the best of both worlds in a single package.

Pros

  • Easy to handle
  • Fairly cheap and always available
  • Robust and won’t get damaged once it hits the ground
  • Weights are provided at its ends to improve its balance

Click here to get Leoie Non Slip Coated 20cm Cartoon Spinning ZHIGAO Pen with Weighted Ball

Cons

  • Some tricks are difficult to learn
  • The colour of pen you get is at random
  • The weights can’t be separately bought
  • Can be difficult to store because of its long size
Click on the pens!

Windowshoppi Rating


Price: 5/10
Utility: 8/10
Reliability: 7/10
Features: 7/10
Overall: 6.75/10

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